For the emotionally exhausted introvert who wants to chase the sunset... but also binges too many true crime podcasts to fully relax in the woods. This tee is for the neurotic adventurer, the safety-conscious dreamer, and everyone who packs pepper spray with their granola bars.
Made with ultra-soft cotton and a unisex fit, it's comfy enough for a panic attack in the Target parking lot or a cozy couch scroll through Zillow listings in small towns you'll never actually move to. Wear it camping, glamping, or when you're bravely opening your front door.
Caution: May attract fellow anxious weirdos and sarcastic soulmates.
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Width, in
16.00
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00
Length, in
27.00
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00
Sleeve length, in
7.99
8.23
8.50
8.74
9.02
9.25
9.49
9.72
9.96
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
Proceeds help fund group therapy scholarships through Brighter Sky Counseling—so even if the world is scary, you're helping make it a little safer (mentally, at least).
